Monday, February 22, 2010

The best family photo ever!!!!


Sawyer is starting to draw and color a little better then in the past where he would just scribble all over the page like a maniac. Some kids his age are writing their names, some can color in the lines, some can even draw good stick people.... but this picture is impressive for MY SAWYER whoms brain is chaotic and all over the place!!!

So as any proud mommy would do, show off his work! Not only is it impressive that he sat down long enough to draw this, but I was cracking up laughing while he was telling me what everything was.

First he drew daddy. (Daddy is in blue). He said, Daddy has looooooooong legs. He then drew his body and his arms and hands... started scribbling a little bit, then I got him back on track by asking him, "WHere is daddy's face?" He did a practice circle to the right of daddy for his face, then he put his face in the middle of his body with eyeballs and a smile. But then, he proceeded to draw underneath his body, Daddy's dook (aka hinney)... and then, DADDY'S PEE WORM! Oh yeah, that would have gone over well in a church daycare!!! If you look carefully, Sawyer made daddy a pee worm to be proud of!!!

So the he proceeded to draw mommy in purple. "Mommy, you have looooong legs too!" (Yes son I am a supermodel). And then the arms are a little off balance, but I do have two of them, no hands and the only other thing I got on me was my face, eyes and of course, MY PEE BUN! (This is the word I explained to him one day when he started asking what a girl had and I wasn't expecting it, and it has stuck).

Braxton was next (RED), he got legs, two arms, a face, eyes, and of course a pee worm that is mighty long and unattached to any part of Braxton body!!! Maci (Orange) got legs, one arm that looks like a leg, a face with 4 eyes and WOW, 2 pee buns! Yes, I have always wanted a little girl, but one with 4 eyes and 2 pee buns, a little much I should say!!!

Lastly was Sawyer (Green). He said that I was hugging him (so sweet!!)so he drew him in between my two loooong supermodel legs that are a mile apart! He gave himself 2 long legs, a head, one eye, a long line for his dook and a really long line for his pee worm!

NOTE: It is really important to draw the Important Parts of your family in your family portrait. Dont' worry about hair, or ears, or even a mouth.... just legs, sometimes arms, a head and most importantly Pee Worms and Buns!!!
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3 comments:

Allyson Lee said...

Truth is, to a little boy (and grown man) all that matters are pee buns & pee worms. Mix in a poot and there is nothing else in the whole wide world funnier or more important.
Allyson

Krystle said...

I love it. And I especially love your words!! Haha. Ethan came out the other day in front of Kathy and just called it his penis and she was like, "You taught him the ACTUAL word??" Part of having two medically-based degrees in the parents, I guess. =) Great blog.

Kirk and Tiffany (and KJ) said...

OMG hilarious! I love it!!! An aspiring artist! Watch out Disney, you've got a cartoonist on your hands! So so sweet!